CATS AND DOGS
Hi there, catfans!
Chucking it down today, here in Scotland where I live. Rain and wind. Makes a girl glad she's got a roof over her head and not just a plastic sheet which I used to have. (Although he keeps saying something about got to get this bloody roof fixed before winter.)
Sorry no update for a couple of days... been rush, rush, rush darlings.
Yes, really. Since starting this blog on Monday it's been non-stop I can tell you. Hardly a minute for a catnap. Zzzzzzz. There's been book signings in Waterstones, Richard and Judy on the telly, Graham Norton, Paul O'Grady (very catty!) and so on. It never stops.
They all keep going on about something called pussy though, which is a bit confusing for a simple girl like me. Miaow.
Here's the photo they're putting on the book cover. Aren't I just the cat's whiskers?
Oh - next week I'm flying to Spain for a top conference on cat-blogging doncha know. Catalonia. Miaow. I think they call the place Barcelona. He's not coming, cos the big feardie's scared of planes. Me I'm fine. Still got all my nine lives. My agent says it's time I was dumping the old fart anyway. (Shhhh. Don't tell him that yet. Silly thing adores me. Couldn't handle the shock I'm sure.)
Humans, eh. Last night he was playing with a video camera, but I kept well out of sight. Pretended to sleep, but I was really fascinated. Lots of corners to rub my face on.
Anyway catfans bye for now till the next update. Leave lots of comments cos I love reading them. Mebbe I'll put you in my next book. Miaow.
Chucking it down today, here in Scotland where I live. Rain and wind. Makes a girl glad she's got a roof over her head and not just a plastic sheet which I used to have. (Although he keeps saying something about got to get this bloody roof fixed before winter.)
Sorry no update for a couple of days... been rush, rush, rush darlings.
Yes, really. Since starting this blog on Monday it's been non-stop I can tell you. Hardly a minute for a catnap. Zzzzzzz. There's been book signings in Waterstones, Richard and Judy on the telly, Graham Norton, Paul O'Grady (very catty!) and so on. It never stops.
They all keep going on about something called pussy though, which is a bit confusing for a simple girl like me. Miaow.
Here's the photo they're putting on the book cover. Aren't I just the cat's whiskers?
Oh - next week I'm flying to Spain for a top conference on cat-blogging doncha know. Catalonia. Miaow. I think they call the place Barcelona. He's not coming, cos the big feardie's scared of planes. Me I'm fine. Still got all my nine lives. My agent says it's time I was dumping the old fart anyway. (Shhhh. Don't tell him that yet. Silly thing adores me. Couldn't handle the shock I'm sure.)
Humans, eh. Last night he was playing with a video camera, but I kept well out of sight. Pretended to sleep, but I was really fascinated. Lots of corners to rub my face on.
Anyway catfans bye for now till the next update. Leave lots of comments cos I love reading them. Mebbe I'll put you in my next book. Miaow.
posted by ZOE at 10:36 am
8 Comments:
a very clever post there, zoe. i almost sense a dual personality coming on .... prrrrr :)
Hi auntie zoe in Belgium. I'm named after you, you know. Seriously. I hope you're flattered.
flattered ? why, i'm all aflutter. we must go out and chase some mice some time.
"lots of corners to rub my face on"
like it
Awww, I want a cat, Goddammit!
Hi anxious. Yes I specially love remote controls. Sometimes he presses them on my head between my ears, cos I love that - and sometimes he just holds them and I really rub the sides of my mouth hard on the corners. Feels grrrrrrreat!
You should get a cat. We rock, and we roll. (And we keep your house free of mice! Sadly!)
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